laptopped:

imagine banana with any other vowel

bununu

benene

bonono

binini

bynyny

death-by-lulz:

skittleoakley:

Daughter tells her Dad he’s going to be a Grandpa [x]

When he says “really” ;’)

highenoughtoseethesea:

Trench warfare
Photo: Russell Ord
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highenoughtoseethesea:

Trench warfare

Photo: Russell Ord

"Lust is Saturday night; love is Sunday morning."

Kid in my lit class

Simple yet very true.

(via melodiousgeekery)

foreveralone-lyguy:

foreveralone-lyguy:

foreveralone-lyguy:

foreveralone-lyguy:

foreveralone-lyguy:

foreveralone-lyguy:

foreveralone-lyguy:

What’s the girl version of “bros before hoes”?

thank you

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thank you once again

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AH WHEN WILL THEY END

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EVEN MORE OMFG

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I regret making this post. My inbox is filled with these now lol

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It’s like you didn’t even try

bled:

Let’s watch a horror movie so I can get scared and ride your dick for comfort

thebaconsandwichofregret:

i want to force like 75% of male nerddom to watch this conversation

(Source: emmajstones)

thegreatnarwhalsmuffin:

sleptonshawty:

zixxie:

how all guys should react if a girl doesn’t want to.

how all girls should react if a guy doesn’t want to.

how anyone should react to anyone that doesn’t want to

(Source: theblogofeternalstench)